Crispy Jokes #2: Snorting Coccaine on a Mac Keyboard
And other crispy nuggets
The programming industry is rapidly evolving, and we can’t do anything about it. Even if you’d like to stay on top of things, you simply can’t.
No one has time to see what’s happening, because we’re busy fixing bugs that we wrote a week earlier. And arguing with team leaders about why we didn’t move the JIRA tickets into the correct column.
In these wild times, one has to stand out from the crowd. And deliver the most crispy programming jokes from the past week.
I’m that person and you’re reading Crispy Jokes.
Spot a True Developer
While this keyboard clearly looks like it’s being used to snort cocaine. It also identifies a true developer who’s been copy-pasting StackOverflow answers for quite some time.
Let’s Get This Merged
The beginnings of the web development journey are though. What really helps is understanding the architecture of the web first.
In this case, someone forgot about the fundamentals.
Looks Familiar?
I don’t know why, but the next image reminds me of my first efforts to add AI to my application.
What does it remind you of?
Understand Your Acronyms
Next time you review PR, remember to add this cool acronym.
Show You Boss Who’s the Boss
And while we’re on the topic of pull requests. It’s important to know your value and act accordingly.
See You Next Week
That’s pretty much as crispy as it gets. See you again in 7 days.