Crispy Jokes #1: Agile - Incremental Crap Every 14 Days
And other crispy nuggets
The programming industry is rapidly evolving, and we can’t do anything about it. Even if you’d like to stay on top of things, you simply can’t.
No one has time to see what’s happening, because we’re busy fixing bugs that we wrote a week earlier. And arguing with team leaders about why we didn’t move the JIRA tickets into the correct column.
In these wild times, one has to stand out from the crowd. And deliver the most crispy programming jokes from the past week.
I’m that person and you’re reading Crispy Jokes.
Time to Revisit Agile Development
The new infographics comparing Agile and Waterfall have been revealed. You’ve probably seen a lot of them. I know I certainly did.
However, the reality always felt a bit different. But now, we finally have graphics that are closest to the truth.
Firebase Still Going Strong
Firebase still seems to be a popular choice amongst a lot of developers. I ditched it a couple of months ago.
But still, I can relate to the following process.
Wrong Kind of Bond
Git history can be pretty unforgiving. Especially for the young agents, aka Udemy graduates who never worked with the versioning system.
Be aware! Maybe you’re working with one of them. And if you’re one of them, learn Git.
Programming Language Tier List
In an attempt to express his/her love for the programming language, one has decided to rank the programming languages based on preference.
And the results? Judge for yourself…
See You Next Week
That’s pretty much as crispy as it gets. See you again in 7 days.